What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

From Russia With Love

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why are North Carolina Democrats against Mark Robinson? He is the modern Martin Luther King Jr. and the Democrats are being stupid for not voting him.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

Why is Taylor Swift re-recording her albums?

Octopussy

-”Ah so!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

My girlfriend lied and said she never gave oral until me. She was very skilled. I’m upset with her lying. Do I dump her?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What is better, 4 more years of Trump with the media trying to hurt him, or 8 years of DeSantis with the media licking booty, or 4 to 8 years of RFK with the media hating on him all the time? (Biden is not an option, he can't win)

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Goldfinger

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What do you think of the Black history lessons in the PBS documentary about jazz pianist-singer Hazel Scott?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Dr No

Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?

Moonraker

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What are some cute picnic ideas for a romantic date?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Is it possible for creatures with intelligence more advanced than humans to evolve naturally in the universe?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-All the bad guys are black.

What questions will be asked by the executive director of JP Morgan for 6 years of experience in Java? The technical rounds are already cleared.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”She is very sexyful!”

Live and Let Die

Dear atheist, do you realise that there is a God watching over you who will one day judge and condemn you for every wrong thing you have said and done before casting you into the lake of fire?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-J W Pepper

A View to a Kill

James Webb telescope ups the odds that 'city-killer' asteroid 2024 YR4 will hit the moon in 2032 - Live Science

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Man with the Golden Gun